1-1 Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59 1-2 Mystery Roach 2:32 1-3 Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48 1-4 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 0:55 1-5 Tuna Fish Promenade 2:29 1-6 Dance Of The Just Plain Folks 4:40 1-7 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 0:58 1-8 The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40 1-9 Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:59 1-10 Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:52 1-11 Would You Like A Snack? 1:23 1-12 Redneck Eats 3:02 1-13 Centerville 2:31 1-14 She Painted Up Her Face 1:41 1-15 Janet's Big Dance Number 1:18 1-16 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57 1-17 Mysterioso 0:48 1-18 Shove It Right In 2:32 1-19 Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:01
2-1 I'm Stealing The Towels 2:14 2-2 Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:11 2-3 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 2:59 2-4 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11 2-5 Penis Dimension 4:37 2-6 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:32 2-7 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:08 2-8 Magic Fingers 3:53 2-9 Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:28 2-10 Dew On The Newts We Got 1:09 2-11 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41 2-12 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10 2-13 The Girl's Dream 0:54 2-14 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:00 2-15 Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 11:10 Bonus Tracks 2-16 CUT1 "Coming Soon!..." 0:56 2-17 CUT2 "The Wide Screen Erupts..." 0:57 2-18 CUT3 "Coming Soon!..." 0:31 2-19 CUT4 "Frank Zappa's 200 Motels..." 0:11 2-20 Magic Fingers (Single Edit) 2:57 Enhanced Track Video1 Original Theatrical Trailer
